Rolling around at the speed of sound.

thecyberwolf:

Portal: Awakening

by Ross Tran (Rossipoo)

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hvrdstyle:

it’s weird to know that everyone poops

your crush

your favorite celebrity

even Barack Obama

When my parents didn’t get what I wanted from the grocery store

sodamnrelatable:

arpakassomomma:

captawesomesauce:

What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.

omfg

When I can’t get my WIFI to work

sodamnrelatable:

k3lley:

Fuck today.

I swear to god I’m gonna have a fucking nic-fit. I need a fucking smoke. Can someone magically give me one through their screen? That was be delightful. :D

but seriously i just want a smoke. -.-

chandelure:

Why talk about friend zones when you can talk about Frozone

niggermom:

im actually dying of a rare disease called please date me